My Thief Dialogue

Theif 1 = yoy yylo
Thief 2 = peterina parkerina

Yoy Yylo: Hey Peterina look at that sweet ride.

Peterina Parkerina: Ok lets take it back home.
Yoy Yylo: That cant have a very good security system.
Peterina Parkerina: Yeah but wont we look suspicious?
Yoy Yylo: Nah bro every one owns one of these.
Peterina Parkerina: But wont someone notice its gone?
Yoy Yylo: Nah
Peterina Parkerina: Alright lets go.
Yoy Yylo: Get me a screwdriver
Peterina Parkerina: Here you go.
Yoy Yylo: Hacking is so fun, I love hacking especially cars so that I can go to me car to the dump and blow it up.
Peterina Parkerina: CAN YOU STOP SINGING THAT SONG!!!!!! I HEAR IT EVERY TIME WE STEAL A CAR!!!!
Yoy Yylo: Be quiet people will hear us.
Peterina Parkerina: Ok but I think the police are on us.
Yoy Yylo: I love hot wiring cars so that I get a free ride.
Peterina Parkerina: SHUT UP YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!!!!
Yoy Yylo: can I drive now.
Peterina Parkerina: Yes.
Yoy Yylo: Great the top speed is 20 km an hour.
Peterina Parkerina: AAAWWWW MAAAN well never take on the cops with this car.

NZ statistics

- obesity
almost one in three New zealand adults (aged 15 years and over) are obese (31%), a further 34% were overweight.

- smoking

A lot of smokers start smoking as teenagers and don't stop.

- cancer

The reality is that up to 9 out of 10 lung cancers are caused by smoking. Lung cancer occurs most often in adults between the ages of 40 and 70 who have smoked cigarettes for at least 20 years. They are also likely to have started smoking as teenagers.

- exercise

• men are more likely (57 percent) than woman (51 percent) to be physically active for at least 30 minutes on five or more days per week.

- languages

Samoan is the 3rd most spoken language in New zealand.

- sport

The two most played sports in new zealand are rugby and cricket.

- computers

- education

- earthquakes

- weather

Tauranga has approx 2200 annual hours of sunshine per year.

Ferrari builders ute?

Classroom life

Miss C's eye

Miss C: Doctor, doctor I have a sore eye.
Doc Mike: Well let me have a look.
Miss C: Ok here you go.
Doc Mike: Well to me that looks like subconjunctival hemorrhage.
Miss C: What is that?
Doc Mike: It is when one of your small blood vessels ruptures and goes into your eye.
Miss C: Ok sounds legit to me.
Doc Mike: sweet
Miss C: How would this have happened?
Doc Mike: Have you been coughing or rubbing your eye lately?
Miss C: Yes.How can I fix this?
Doc Mike: There is no treatment.
Miss C: Ok thank you for helping me.
Doc Mike: No problemo amego.

Advantages:

1. You can stay in comfort of your own home.
2. This option is cheaper.
3. There is less of a chance that you will die while driving to the doctors.

Disadvantages

1. The website could be a virus downloader.
2. They could make you pay money for something a you don't get your product.
3. They could spam your e-mail.

Nolanc quiz of the day

An annoying boss, a bikini, and a fake illness

An annoying boss, a bikini, and a fake illness.

Once when I was doing some work my annoying boss came into my cubicle and fired me for no specific reason at all. For the rest of that month I was feeling so bad but then I decided to get off my lazy bum and go for a swim. 

When I get there I see something floating in the pool with no owner, so I go and check it out. It is a pink bikini. I then get the cleaners to go and pick it up and chuck it into the lost property. 

Nek minnit he comes out of the mens changing rooms with that pink bikini on his big fat chubby body. It is so disgusting I decide to make up a fake illness to get out of swimming with this guy but its too late, He has already pulled me into the pool with him on top of me.

“HELP ME IM DROWNING!!!!!!!” I shout but no one hears me.

So I try to swim up and I only just make it before I really do drown.

He pulls me down again underneath him, i am the current world record holder for holding my breath for the longest time (in my mind) but he sits on me and drowns me.That is the story of how I died.

Science experiments

Clucking bird:

Materials needed:Sharp pencil or nail, paper drinking cup, string, match stick, kitchen sponge(cut approximately 2.5 x 1.5 cm), water.

How to do it:

1. Poke a hole in the bottom of the cup with your pencil or nail.
2. Push one end of the string through the hole and tie it to the match stick, make sure the free end of the string comes out of the bottom of the cup.
3. Wet the sponge and wrap it around the string.
4. Squeeze tight and rub the sponge down the string

Mary Anning

A.21 May 1799

Q.When was Mary born?

A. Dorset, England

Q.Where was Mary born?

A.9 March 1847

Q.When did Mary die?

A.Breast cancer

Q.What was Mary's cause of death?

A.Tray

Q.What was Mary's dogs name?

A.British fossil collector

Q.What was Mary's occupation?

A.1833

Q.When was the landslide that killed her dog and nearly herself?

A. 

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A.

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GeoGuessr

GeoGuessr

GeoGuessr is a mapping game where you have to guess where you are in the world.

Here are some cheats to the game.

Cheat 1:

Look around for a sign that tells you where you are and type that into google maps

re you are and then put that location into google maps

Brando Yelavich adventurer

Brando Yelavich is an adventurer who is currently circumnavigating the whole coast of New Zealand by foot.This is his website and this is his story.

It all started when Brando wanted to find out more about himself but then he decided to raise money for the Ronald McDonald house for sick children and their families. He started his journey in cape reinga and made his way down to bluff via the coasts of new zealand

Maria Gaetana Agnesi

A. Italian mathematician and philosopher.
Q. What was Maria's occupation?

A. Italy - Milan.
Q. Where was Maria born?

A. University of bologna.
Q. Where did Maria study mathematics?

A. 9th of january 1799.
Q. When did Maria die?

A. Differential and integral calculus.
Q. What was maria's first book dicussing?

A. May 16, 1718
Q. When was maria born?

Soundcloud -

How to make a CD case - Monty hall problem

For this task we had to test out the monty hall problem. We watched a video about the monty hall problem to under stand how it worked. We then tested this theory on one of our family members 20 times to prove one theory, that if you swap you have more chance of winning than losing.

Fork tailed drongo

A. stellar

Q. What reputation has the fork tailed drongo gained?

A. 25%

How much time does the fork tailed drongo cry wolf?

A. 50
How many sounds can the Fork tailed drongo mimic?

A. shaped like a fork
What is the tail of the fork tailed drongo shaped like?

A. mimicry
What skill have the fork tailed drongos mastered?

A. to obtain another animal’s food
why do the fork tailed drongos cry wolf so much?

A. the animal with food hears an alarm call from its friends, drops the food and runs.
What happens when the fork tailed drongo cries wolf?

A. ruse

What is another word for trick/artifice?

A. pied babblers, sociable weavers and even mammals like meerkats!
What d the drongos usually steal from?

A. hawks and eagles

What are the drongos prepared to take on if their nest are threatened?

Stereotyping

Emo guy

Real men play rugby.

Females are good cooks.

Indian people work at dairies.

Asian people are smart.

Maori people are strong.

What are 2 good points about having stereotypes?

Sometimes they are positive.

Sometimes they protect you.

What are 2 bad points about having stereotypes?

They are sometimes racist.

They can offend people.

Kia kaha revision

What are the characteristics of a bully?
Mean, disrespectful, dominant and "tough".

What are the characteristics of a victim?
Depressed, unhappy, scared, low self esteem.

The WikiGame

How to play: The wiki game

You get given a set amount of time to find a page on a topic you have been given.

You get taken to a wikipedia page which starts you off, you will then have to click links that you think will take you to a page close to the goal. In this example you will have to find the page about Kingdom (Biology).

This is the page you will get taken to and you can click any blue hyperlink to get to a page

 that will take you to your goal.

STARS click cards system

How this system will work is that you will get a STARS click card. There is 40 spots where you can get clicked but you can only get clicked if you are there on that day and if you do not have a cross next to your name. If you get all of those 40 clicks you can get a STARS bracelet to wear. If you get 3 stars bands you will get a stars badge to wear.

There are also STARS cards which you can get if you have been seen by a teacher for displaying the STARS. If you have got one, each 2 weeks at house hui you will go into the draw to win a Burger king voucher. You have to put your name on it and then drop it into the library to be in the draw for a STARS hoodie but there is only one per house. At the end of the year there will be a bike given away for one person only.

10 questions about my holidays.

Answers:

1. Your mum.
2. Redwoods mountain park.
3. Xbox 360
4. Fraser cove.
5. I-Pod.
6. Science fair topic.
7. Computer charger.

Questions:

1. What word did I use a lot?ç√
2. Where did I go mountain biking? √
3. What did I play a game on?√
4. Where is Burger king located near this school?√
5. What did I play flappy bird on.√
6. What haven't I thought of yet?√
7. What broke in the holidays?